Wednesday, September 19, 2012

REVIEW: French Quarter by Lacey Alexander

French Quarter
(Hot in the City #1)







Holy shet. Another panty scorcher from Lacey Alexander.

This book was damn erotic. How Lacey can cram so many different kinds of erotic naughtiness into one book is beyond me......well I understand it has a lot to do with minimal storyline and maximum naked, body bumping, but still – there is just so damn much of it.

And where the hell is Bourbon Street anyway and how can I get there in the smallest amount of time possible?

BOOK WARNING:

This book contains super dooper, gargantuan proportions of sex. There is a whole big scoop of m/f, then a little m/f/f/f, then add a bit of hot m/f/m. There is voyeurism, sex in public, sex with toys, lap dancing strippers, a little touch of dominatrix dressing protagonist and orgasms too numerous to mention.

The sexy, protective, Cajun, P.I. Jack Wade will either leave you hiding under your bed or have you needing to take a trip to the grocery store for more batteries. And for those of us with significant others – you sure as hell want to make sure they are on standby at all times.

No my little vanilla pretties, this is not a book for you. It is a book for erotica fans only and is highly likely to offend people not used to the heat.

I was even inspired enough to write a short poem:

Twinkle, twinkle little tart,
How far are your legs apart?
Every single page your humping,
Your little lady bits a bumping.
You seem to love your sex hardcore
Because your acting like a ........
Very easy lady. 


Hotness Rating
5 out of 5 

13 comments:

  1. Ok. I read this book last year & I absofreakinlutely agree with you! Like one hundred percent! This book was awesome! I loved how they "gathered crowds". Hehehe :) Do you really not know where Bourbon Street is?

    Excellent review my friend! And a 5 star rating for your poem!!!

    -Selena Mc

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    1. I'm glad you agree Selena.

      And seriously, I have no idea where Bourbon street is. I live in Australia. But it sounds damn good.

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    2. It's in Louisiana in New Orleans. It's a wild & crazy place. I'm going there in a few weeks for the Karen Marie Moning ICED BOOK LAUNCH PARTY! Its going to be crazy! I'm so FREAKIN' excited to run around Bourbon Street with Karen Moning & all the Moning Maniacs! I think I'm going to guest post at another blog about it :) I'll let ya know how it is. Squee ♥

      -Selena Mc

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    3. You will have to come back and share with all of us too!! Please make sure you do. Contact me via email if you want to :)

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    4. I would love to! Thanks Jodie!

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  2. Nice poem, I agree with you on the book, super hot... I was disappointed that I didn't find Jack on my trip to bourbon st but I enjoyed all 8 days of it!

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    1. Oh Pyper you have to tell me your tales of Bourbon street.

      Was it as wicked as it sounds?

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  3. Holy shet. Another panty scorcher from Lacey Alexander... if this doesn't sell the book I don't know what will.

    I love the poem :D

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    1. Thank you. It was definitely a whole heap of hotness. If you are after a lot of sex with little plot, this is a great book. It definitely scratched the itch I had.

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  4. I was a great book! And I love the rest of the series too. Definitely not one for the faint at heart- it even made me blush. I did get great ideas though ;) Can't wait to visit Bourbon Street myself someday.

    Heather E.

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    1. I haven't read the rest of the series yet, but I'm glad it's just as hot. I will have to bump it up my list.

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