Nerd Nuggets: Incubating LOVE KINECTION

I know, I know. It’s a weird title. I couldn’t help myself. See, the kids were having chicken nuggets for lunch today, and I’d been chewing over what to call this blog post. I’m writing about geeks, the kids are eating nuggets…where did my ideas come from….and voila! Nerd Nuggets.
LOVE KINECTION came about from bits and pieces of the things I happened to be paying attention to at the time. I’d just finished writing a novel with vampires and loads of sex and needed a new project. But I was stumped as to what I wanted to write. So, I started to troll publisher websites and looked at their submission calls. There were calls for Valentine’s Day, (or Anti-Valentine’s Day, as it were), Geeks, Military, Contemporaries…a whole mish-mash of stuff.
I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day. So, I jumped on an Anti-Valentine’s Day story. And I loved the idea of a hero (in particular) who was geeky, and yet sexy. I’ve read books where the awkward heroine meets smexy man and they ride off into the sunset in smexy’s super cool car and the heroine’s hair never ruffles and even though she had little to no sexual experience, she’s suddenly a super star in the bedroom. I wanted to write something different than that. ‘Cause I think geeks are sexy. And if there’s one hard and fast writing rule you should follow, it’s to write what you want to write. Being in the middle of a project and hating the shit out of it sucks.
So, here I was with a tiny seed for a story. Anti-Valentine’s Day. All I really knew was that my heroine was pissed off, she hated the holiday, and if she could, she would shoot cupid in the face with his own arrow. When the hero Tom finally walked on stage, their banter flowed naturally. They debated nerd collections, and I gave Abby, the heroine, a large book collection that looks awfully similar to yours truly’s. (I no longer own ALL the books she mentions, but I’ve read them all. J )
Then Skyrim launched. Here I was, writing this book, and all the X-box fanatics I knew were going bananas. Now, I love to play video games. LOVE. But, a few years ago, our house was hit by lightning and it destroyed half the electronics. My old faithful PS3 included.
But, the nugget was there. I heard Tom’s voice in my head, all excited to play Skyrim. Right after he finished a particularly brutal raid on World of Warcraft. X-box was definitely in.
When we got to content edits, my editor Dana told me that she wanted to see Tom and Abby really geek it up. Heh. Fine, the gauntlet was thrown. The challenge issued. Except, I’m not a gamer. Not to Tom’s level, anyway.
What to do?
I did what any author trapped in a writing rut does. I put out a call on social media for help. I’m totally shameless when it comes to these things. The answers I got to my question “What kind of geeky stuff would you guys like to see in a book?” helped fuel the nerd humor in LOVE KINECTION. Yes, I did have to Google search some of it. But it was fun and exciting to interact with followers that way. And it made me realize that there is a whole section of the market dying for someone to write books for them.
I will totally admit to having a zombie fetish, owning every movie mentioned in this novella, being addicted to thinkgeek.com, having a small beloved cache of comic books, and that I will, on occasion spout movie lines. I also think Buffy should have stayed with Spike, video game monsters terrify me (I suck at first person shooters), and I’m desperately waiting for the opportunity to say, in public, “You’ve got red on you,” to a random passerby and have them respond with something like, “Bring it frat bitch.”
So, I hope you all have your towels ready in case Arthur Dent happens by.
I’m going to give away a copy of LOVE KINECTION to a lucky commenter. Give me one of YOUR favorite nerd movie or book quotes. I’m having swag made up, but I’m not sure when it will arrive. So, if you’d like something swaggy, I’m happy to send you some when I get it. But you might have to wait a bit. Leave me your e-mail addy and I’ll snail mail you something geekalicious.
Author Bio:
For a girl whose first book was called “The Scariest Forest Ever,” the jump to romance may seem to be a far one. But a love of happy endings and the stories she kept making up in her head for strangers on the street lead to an unhealthy amount of time spent behind the keyboard typing away and giggling mischievously over sassy heroines, sexy heroes, and healthy sprinklings of eek humor.
With time split between a day job staring at teeth, two little girls, college courses, workaholic husband, and too many voices in her head, Jennifer still finds time to sneak off and devour all the books she can find – even if it means hiding in the closet to read them.
She insists on her jokes being dirty, drinks spiked, and tattoos placed in intriguing, muscular places you can only find when the clothes come off.
Links:
Website: http://www.authorjenniferjames.com/
FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jennifer-James/212335188856799?ref=hl
Twitter: @JenniferJames34
Blogs I contribute to: Paranormalists http://paranormalists.blogspot.com/
Love Scenes and Wet Dreams: http://lovescenesandwetdreams.wordpress.com/


If you thought this post rocked then wait until you read Love Kinection! The fabulous Jennifer James is giving away a digital copy of Love Kinection to one lucky Riverina Romantics reader. That's right ladies for your chance to snuggle up to that hunkalicious geek Tom all you have to do is fill out the rafflecopter form below. And of course this giveaway is international! Good luck everyone!!
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Thanks for stopping by today Jennifer and offering up this most awesome giveaway! Love Kinection totally rocks!! Why wasn't there a smexy Tom in my office when I worked? LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for having me! You guys are a load of fun to work with. :) no idea where your office's Tom was, but I have hope that more sexy geeks will infiltrate offices everywhere. We all need more of them.
DeleteThere are some great books about nerds by Vicki Lewis Thompson.
ReplyDeleteReally? Well sounds like I need to add to my TBR pile! :) thanks for commenting.
Delete"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
ReplyDeleteMonty Python gets me every time ;)
Kassandra
sionedkla@gmail.com
Ha! Perfect. You'll totally understand the heroines reference to having cows and geese ready to chuck at the hero then. :)
DeletePretty in Pink is my all time favorite nerd movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm still mad that she picks Blaine over Duckie. :) I can watch that movie over and over. But Duckie ends up with Kristy Swanson (that's her name right?) And she played Buffy, so not a total waste.
Delete"Have fun storming the castle."
ReplyDelete"Think it'll work?"
"It'd take a miracle."
:D
Geeky, romantic fun in a movie = Princess Bride
"This is true love. You think this happens everyday?"
DeletePlus, R.O.U.S.es. :)
Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Nerds are all good movies.
ReplyDeleteLong. Duck. Dong.
DeleteThat is all.
I think my favorite "Geek" show is The Big Bang Theory. I love those guys, especially Shelton Cooper, he is so fun!
ReplyDelete:) Fantastic show. Lots of nerd joy to be had. :)
ReplyDeleteI've only recently gotten into geeks after reading The Geek Job and really enjoying it. Now, I'm hooked! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the release and thanks for the giveaway!
bimmergrlmd at gmail dot com
Loved that one! I also liked Claiming Her Geeks. Eve Langlais is fantastic. Thanks for stopping by!
DeletePretty in Pink, 16 Candles and Monty Python and the Holy Grale.
ReplyDeleteI loved the blog. Congratulations on the release.
lorimeehan1@aol
Thanks Lori. :) All such great movies. The Meaning Of Life (also a Monty Python movie) kills me. There's this whole sex ed segment that makes me giggle like a fool.
Deletethanks for a fun post and congrats on the new release!
ReplyDelete"Penny...Penny...Penny..." love that show! (Big Bang Theory)
Hi Erin! Thanks. :) You can never go wrong with B. B. T.
DeleteGreat post Jen. Glad to have you here.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on Love Kinection - that book is going to go viral!
Awww...thanks. :)
DeleteWay to go Jennifer. So proud of you. Keep up the awesome writing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, uh, I didn't comment to myself....lol. just in case you guys think I'm some kind of weirdo.....
DeleteYou *are* some kind of weirdo. That's why we <3 you! And, no, that's not a little penis. It's a heart.
DeleteL33t, yo! :D
Haha! See, crap like that is,what happens when you leave your phone around and family members,pick it up. :)
DeleteLove you Fi.
And can you blame me for thinking it was a Penis? That's what it looked like to me...
LOL! That's why I put a keycode on mine. My girls were sending the weirdest texts to people. o.O
DeleteNo, I can't quite blame you for thinking it was a penis... Even if that would be one helluva pointed penis!
Remember: before I was told it was a heart, I kept wondering why everyone was saying everything was less than 3... Drove me nuts. :D
You are one hoopy frood who always knows where her towel is!! :D
ReplyDeleteSo long and thanks for all the fish.....
DeleteI like the Star Wars movie.
ReplyDeleteI like them too! "Let the wookie win." LOL Han Solo is one of my favorite anti-heroes.
DeleteThere's a whole slew of books based on the movies, too but I've never read them. :)
My favorite geeks of today are of course the Big Bang Theory guys .I also loved the movie Cant Buy Me Love , my next one is not usually considered a nerd movie but Little Shop Of Horrors I love Rick Moranis ,Better Off Dead is m y favorite older nerd movie .
ReplyDeleteflanagan@mebtel.net
I think Little Shop Of Horrors is definitely a nerd movie. Out cast guy who eventually gets the girl because he realizes his hero potential.
DeleteBetter Off Dead is hilarious. John Cusak is one of my all time favorite actors.
I enjoy watching the old Star Wars movies and the Princess Bride. :)
ReplyDeleteMe too! "Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Delete:)
One of my favorite Willow quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... (whispering) and I think I'm kinda gay."
ReplyDeleteHaha! The Tara/Willow plot arc was so well done. That scene in "Hush" when they moved the vending machine together was so great. And then when the horrible thing happened and Willow went super witch psycho....wow.
Delete"Sale at Penney's" (Airplane).
ReplyDeleteI love to see heroes like Tom. Good luck with the book and thanks for the giveaway.
*Giggle* In Airplane,the whole blowing up the auto pilot thing still makes me laugh hysterically. Especially when the blow up doll starts smoking. :D
DeleteMy favorite nerd movie quote: “Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do…spank it?” — Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: The Motion Picture
ReplyDeleteHahaaa! Sounds like my kids.......
DeleteI occasionally run around saying "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" and "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."